Three men were sitting in a bar, one was French, one Itailan, and one American.
The Frenchman said "Last night I made love to my wife four times, and this morning she kept telling me how much she worshipped me."
So the Itailan said "Well, I had sex with my wife six times last night, and this morning she was too exhaused to speak."
The American remained silent, so the Frenchman smugly asks "So how many times did you have sex with your wife last night?"
"Once." the American replied.
"And what did she say this morning?" asked the Itailan.
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