tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55739894662085527112024-03-05T20:33:12.002-08:00HumorHumorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.comBlogger227125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-6995804417647466852012-02-02T00:21:00.000-08:002012-02-02T00:21:00.275-08:00Freak In Kitchen<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/70670040.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 390px; height: 640px;" src="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/70670040.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-62978948183689242632012-01-31T00:28:00.000-08:002012-01-31T00:28:00.283-08:00Her car has been brokenAn elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!<br />" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."<br /><br />A few minutes later, the officer radios in.<br />"Disregard," he says. She got in the back-seat by mistake."Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-49646837316712893382012-01-30T00:20:00.000-08:002012-01-30T00:20:00.070-08:00Be Smart, Do It Slowly<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/41757505.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 606px;" src="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/41757505.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-74044731018556251562012-01-29T00:28:00.000-08:002012-01-29T00:28:00.350-08:00A duck walks into a barA duck walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer".<br /><br />The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?"<br /><br />The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street".<br /><br />And the bartender says, "Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?"<br /><br />And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?"Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-76243904882790706952012-01-28T00:19:00.000-08:002012-01-28T00:19:00.563-08:00Wii Wee<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/69244209.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 490px; height: 640px;" src="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/69244209.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-84892800333234244212012-01-27T00:27:00.000-08:002012-01-27T00:27:00.195-08:00Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?A Sunday school teacher asked her little<br /><br />children, as they were on the way to church<br /><br />service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"<br /><br />One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-69198780680325406312012-01-26T00:18:00.000-08:002012-01-26T00:18:00.123-08:00Sisters<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/48304138.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/48304138.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-24833036499305669682012-01-25T00:26:00.000-08:002012-01-25T00:26:00.497-08:00Are you the one?A crusty old biker, out on a long summer ride in the country , pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging<br />doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:<br /><br />COLD BEER: $2.00<br /><br />HAMBURGER: $2.25<br /><br />CHEESEBURGER: $2.50<br /><br />CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50<br /><br />HAND JOB: $50.00<br /><br />Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving<br />drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.<br /><br />She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. “Yes?”<br /><br />She inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “May I help you?”<br /><br />The ole biker leans over the bar, “I was wondering young lady,” he whispers, “Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”<br /><br />She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, “Why yes, yes, I sure am.”<br /><br />The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, “Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.”Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-55022202113610218352012-01-24T00:17:00.000-08:002012-01-24T00:17:00.293-08:00The Hair Sniffer<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/53333313.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 550px; height: 349px;" src="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/53333313.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-89004986564137869482012-01-23T08:25:00.000-08:002012-01-23T08:25:00.388-08:00A special ringAn older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.<br /><br />He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like<br />to see something more special.’<br /><br />At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over… ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.<br /><br />The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it..’<br /><br />The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank<br />Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,’ he said.<br /><br />Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man..<br /><br />‘There’s no money in that account.’<br /><br />‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my weekend!’Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-80999473035339211942012-01-22T08:16:00.000-08:002012-01-22T08:16:00.113-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/92147209.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 515px; height: 412px;" src="http://www.sickfunny.com/files/picture/92147209.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-18409503375925077552012-01-21T05:29:00.000-08:002012-01-21T08:06:43.287-08:00The Saddle HornAn attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a near by town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.<br /><br />The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Whoop" so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, the Indian let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Yahoo" and rode off.<br /><br />"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.<br /><br />"Nothing," shrugged the woman, I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.<br /><br />"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback!"Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-10832479528399242712012-01-21T02:15:00.000-08:002012-01-21T08:16:05.351-08:00Humor imagesThis feeling sad and need a bit of humor in your life, I have the solution to your problems, you just need to know the http://lol-pix.com and I'm sure that will never visited a site with so many <a href="http://lol-pix.com"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">funny pictures</span></a> and videos,A large video clip , funny pictures, photo collections, and funny videos updated every single day Watch free funny videos, funniest home movies and best video clips and without having to pay anything for it can also add videos and funny pictures that you have for people around the world to see.<br /><br />An ever growing collection of funny photos, cool pics, humor images, and funny pictures intended to make you smile and laugh. Lighten your day a little with this site full of cool stuff,This site is different from all the other funny video, picture and sites. Everything here has to pass our funny test why we offer you the very best Here on the lol-pix.com is one random picture from a random category shown at a time A selection of funny pictures posters. And there are hundreds of such pictures in our archive of posters http://lol-pix.com to come and let this sadness away,you've never seen a place with so many funny pictures as in http://lol-pix.com.Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-70627633226311736392011-12-31T01:26:00.000-08:002011-12-31T01:26:00.722-08:00East meets West<a href="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/East_meets_West.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 560px; height: 542px;" src="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/East_meets_West.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-74384103022598650272011-12-30T01:25:00.000-08:002011-12-30T01:25:00.352-08:00You've got mail<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman', helvetica; font-size: medium; ">A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.<br /><br />She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."<br /><br />The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."</span>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-69302224710590939682011-12-29T01:25:00.000-08:002011-12-29T01:25:01.155-08:00Blondes change a lightbulb<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman', helvetica; font-size: medium; ">Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:<br /><br />Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.<br /><br />Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?<br /><br />Blonde: Yes.<br /><br />Operator: The power in the house in on?<br /><br />Blonde: Of course.<br /><br />Operator: And the switch is on?<br /><br />Blonde: Yes, yes.<br /><br />Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?<br /><br />Blonde: No, it's working fine.<br /><br />Operator: Then what's the problem?<br /><br />Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.</span>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-1815142578914300322011-12-28T01:24:00.000-08:002011-12-28T01:24:00.253-08:00Blonde Sky Divers<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman', helvetica; font-size: medium; ">A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.<br /><br />The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.<br /><br />She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.<br /><br />The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"</span>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-11580111587866279252011-12-27T01:24:00.000-08:002011-12-27T01:24:00.085-08:00Dressed for 3D<a href="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/Dressed_for_3D.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 430px; height: 573px;" src="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/Dressed_for_3D.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-68388702327992704252011-12-26T01:23:00.000-08:002011-12-26T01:23:00.087-08:00The guardian of the forest<a href="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/The_guardian_of_the_forest.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 450px;" src="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/The_guardian_of_the_forest.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-86373757500428988172011-12-25T01:24:00.000-08:002011-12-25T01:24:00.653-08:00Rowing Your Boat<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman', helvetica; font-size: medium; ">Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.<br /><br />The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"<br /><br />To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."</span>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-6360519114247967222011-12-24T01:22:00.000-08:002011-12-24T01:22:00.295-08:00Boss wants too much<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman', helvetica; font-size: medium; ">For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.<br /><br />Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.<br /><br />Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."<br /><br />And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"</span>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-11512276710686877162011-12-23T01:22:00.000-08:002011-12-23T01:22:00.688-08:00A hard landing<a href="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/A_hard_landing.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 373px;" src="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/A_hard_landing.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-86542628295093997282011-12-21T01:21:00.000-08:002011-12-21T01:21:00.726-08:00The last day working<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman', helvetica; font-size: medium; ">"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"<br /><br />You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.<br /><br />A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.<br /><br />While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.<br /><br />You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.<br /><br />You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?".<br /><br />You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party. </span>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-21414205720414320262011-12-20T01:20:00.000-08:002011-12-20T01:20:00.171-08:00Country Boy Cruise<a href="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/Country_Boy_Cruise.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 450px;" src="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/Country_Boy_Cruise.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5573989466208552711.post-84604968204418567222011-12-19T01:19:00.000-08:002011-12-19T01:19:00.281-08:00Horse Diving<a href="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/Horse_Diving.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 597px;" src="http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/Horse_Diving.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06346298387869933333noreply@blogger.com0