The Ugly Truth
A young woman and her newborn baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and screams in horror at the sight of it.
The woman is upset but doesn't know what to do, so she just marches to the back of the bus and takes a seat. As she sits, a man nearby asks, "Are you all right?"
The mother replies, "That bus driver just insulted me and I didn't do anything about it. I should go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
The man says, "You do that. And I'll look after your monkey."